Thursday, February 6, 2020

movie theater (this pains you to read)

so bois i got ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฆ a ๐Ÿ’€ super rad story for ♿ yall ๐Ÿ‘ฅ♂ so ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™‡ I was vibin at the ๐Ÿ‘ movie ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ˜ค theater ๐Ÿ™‹ and ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿฆ† hot ๐Ÿ˜… ass ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘… chick ๐Ÿšบ just ๐Ÿ… sat next to ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ™… me and ๐Ÿ™‡ i ♂ could ๐Ÿ”’ tell ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐ŸŽ™ she ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฐ was ๐Ÿ˜จ☠ thirsting after my HUGE BULGE so ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฒ asked ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ™‹ her ๐Ÿป❌ out ๐Ÿ‘… AND ๐Ÿ˜‡ SHE ๐Ÿ‘ง REJECTED ME ๐Ÿ’ง like ๐Ÿ”ฅ bruhhhh you be ๐Ÿ‘ thirsten after ⏳ meh body ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ˜ and ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ”™ you just do ✔ dat????????? ✋๐ŸŒฝ and ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ when ๐Ÿ‘ i ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿผ left the ✨ theater ๐Ÿ™‹ she just ๐Ÿ‘ pushed meh down the ๐Ÿšช stairs LIKE ๐Ÿค™ BRUHHHHHH????????so in ๐Ÿ‘ the name ๐Ÿ‘ค of ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿป THOR i ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ shot ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ a bolt of ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ lightning ๐ŸŒฉ⛈ down and ๐Ÿ’ฐ killed ๐Ÿ˜ต her ๐Ÿ‘ฉ and ๐Ÿ”™ broke ⚔ the ๐ŸŽ… theater costing 2 ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ† million dollars ๐Ÿ’ต so ❗ dats how ๐Ÿผ I ๐Ÿ•ด went into ๐Ÿผ forever ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ• debt brothas



Submitted February 06, 2020 at 07:07AM by penguinkid_yeet https://ift.tt/2Ssz3Gm

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