Saturday, February 1, 2020
She’s onto me ๐คซ๐คญ๐ง๐
Submitted February 01, 2020 at 03:48PM by fanofmets https://ift.tt/38WiCcb
Thanks http://inspirobot.me/ your too late
Submitted February 01, 2020 at 02:44AM by Ooo3f https://ift.tt/2ud6ftk
Questioning/Re-evaluating my sexuality, have a question about Pansexuality to clarify things a bit for me.
Ever since I started thinking about my sexuality I've been flip-flopping between Pan and Lesbian, and just now realized a simple clarification on what Pansexual means would make things a lot clearer, but couldn't find an answer to my specific question. Most people I'm attracted to are women, but I'm pretty sure that's because women more often have the traits/aesthetics I'm attracted to, and that I'm just as attracted to men and nonbinary individuals with those type of traits. Because this ends up with me attracted more to women than other genders, I usually went with lesbian, but I'm not sure that's completely accurate. I think pan would fit but the one thing making me unsure is that most definitions I've seen say it means attraction regardless of gender. I wanted to ask if that really means attracted to people equally when it comes to gender identity and expression, or if you can still be pan even if you are more attracted to expression that's traditionally considered feminine, but don't care about the gender identity?
Sorry for the long and kinda rambly post, I overthink stuff like this waaay too much, and thanks already for any answers!
Submitted February 01, 2020 at 01:39AM by zamonianbolton https://ift.tt/2RM1AaJ
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So I recently had a little argument with somebody over the meaning of omnisexual and pansexual.
I’m pansexual myself, this guy was omnisexual. I know both pansexual and omnisexual mean “all genders” but I thought what omnisexual meant was an attraction to all genders but specifically is in NO WAY gender blind. Pansexual was an attraction to all genders but the person may or may not be genderblind.
He said that pansexual is always genderblind. I’ve found a few things on this sub recently saying pansexual people are always genderblind.
I am not genderblind, I find women much more attractive than men.
Does this mean I’m not pansexual? I’m very confused and I’m kind of panicking since I’ve come out as pan to so many people by now I don’t want to have to come out again.
Submitted February 01, 2020 at 12:51AM by AceTheBot https://ift.tt/2OhSoJc
Petition (๐) to (2️⃣) designate (๐ฏ) January (0️⃣1️⃣) 2020 (2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣)'s mascot (๐ด๐ฝ) as (❗️) the (✅) "๐ท" (๐ท) emoji (๐)
Now (⏲) that (๐) the (✅) chaotic (๐ฑ๐ช๐คฏ) month (๐) that (๐) is (✅) January (0️⃣1️⃣) 2020 (2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣) has (✅) finished (๐), I (๐) was (๐) thinking (๐ง ) we (๐ซ) could (☝️) use (๐ฅ) the (✅) ๐ท (๐ท) emoji (๐) to (2️⃣) represent (๐ผ) avoiding (๐♀️) the (✅) toxic (☣️) smoke (๐ซ) of (๐) the (✅) Australian (๐ฆ๐บ) Bushfires (๐ฅฆ๐ฅ๐ณ), and (➕) also (➕) to (2️⃣) represent (๐ผ) the (✅) masks (๐บ) sold (๐น) out (๐ค) to (2️⃣) avoid (๐♂️) the (✅) Wuhan (๐ข๐จ๐ณ) Coronavirus (๐บ☣️).
Submitted January 31, 2020 at 11:29PM by Epoch50 https://ift.tt/2UmlUBc
Friday, January 31, 2020
infinite poop copypasta but put through an emojipasta generator
Infinite poop ๐ฉ. You sit ๐บ on ๐ the toilet ๐ฝ to poop ๐ฉ, but the poop ๐ฉ๐ฉ never ❌ stops coming out ๐๐ of your ๐ butt. You have ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ to start ๐ flushing the toilet ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฝ every two ✌ minutes to keep up ☝☝. You try to pinch your ๐ butt closed but that makes your ๐ insides hurt ๐ค. The poop ๐ฉ accelerates. You call 911 ๐ฎ♀️๐ฎ♀️๐ฎ♀️. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on ๐ Twitter #️⃣. You turn down ⬇⬇ talk ๐ฃ๐ฃ show ๐บ appearances. Your ๐ septic tank fails. People ๐ซ๐ซ form a cult. Your ๐ toilet ๐ฝ๐ฝ is ๐ถ finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell ๐. The poop ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole ⛳⛳ in the top ๐ผ step. The poop ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ accelerates. The shovelers abandon ๐ the buckets and shovel directly out ๐๐ the window. The poop ๐ฉ๐ฉ accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your ๐ house ๐ ๐ ๐ . One 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ of the workers falls over and can't free ๐๐ himself. The poop ๐ฉ accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out ๐๐ the window. You land in the pile. The poop ๐ฉ๐ฉ accelerates. The force now propels you forward ⏭⏭ and upward. Vigil goers grab at your ๐ legs. The poop ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ ignites from their candles ๐. The Facebook live event ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ hits 1 million viewers. The poop ๐ฉ๐ฉ accelerates. You are 30 feet ๐ถ♀️ in the air ๐ฌ๐ฌ. The fire ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ engulfs the vigil and your ๐ house ๐ ๐ . 60 feet ๐ถ♀️๐ถ♀️๐ถ♀️. The poop ๐ฉ๐ฉ accelerates. The torrent underneath you is ๐ถ deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up ☝☝☝ shop but your ๐ butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet ๐ถ♀️๐ถ♀️ up ☝☝. Your ๐ house ๐ ๐ explodes. The poop ๐ฉ๐ฉ accelerates. 1000 feet ๐ถ♀️. You are now tracked on ๐ radar. You try to change ๐ your ๐ angle of ascent but you should have ๐ถ thought of that way ↕️↕️ earlier. The poop ๐ฉ accelerates. 4,000 feet ๐ถ♀️๐ถ♀️. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ engulf your ๐ city ๐. The poop ๐ฉ๐ฉ accelerates. You have ๐ถ broken ๐๐ the sound ๐๐ barrier. 30,000 feet ๐ถ♀️. You no ๐ฃ๐ฃ longer take in enough oxygen to sustain ๐๐ consciousness. 60,000 feet ๐ถ♀️๐ถ♀️. CNN is ๐ถ reporting on ๐๐ all the world ๐ records you've broken ๐๐๐. 200,000 feet ๐ถ♀️๐ถ♀️. You are no ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ longer alive. The poop ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ accelerates. Your ๐ body disintegrates but your ๐ poop ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ contrail remains. NASA can no ๐ฃ longer track you. You break ๐๐ the light ๐๐๐-speed ๐ ๐ barrier and we can no ๐ฃ longer bear ๐ป๐ป witness. The poop ๐ฉ accelerates. Forever.
Submitted January 31, 2020 at 08:50PM by Jmao374785 https://ift.tt/391eUy3