Saturday, February 1, 2020

She’s onto me ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜“

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Submitted February 01, 2020 at 03:48PM by fanofmets https://ift.tt/38WiCcb

Thanks http://inspirobot.me/ your too late

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Submitted February 01, 2020 at 02:44AM by Ooo3f https://ift.tt/2ud6ftk

Questioning/Re-evaluating my sexuality, have a question about Pansexuality to clarify things a bit for me.

Ever since I started thinking about my sexuality I've been flip-flopping between Pan and Lesbian, and just now realized a simple clarification on what Pansexual means would make things a lot clearer, but couldn't find an answer to my specific question. Most people I'm attracted to are women, but I'm pretty sure that's because women more often have the traits/aesthetics I'm attracted to, and that I'm just as attracted to men and nonbinary individuals with those type of traits. Because this ends up with me attracted more to women than other genders, I usually went with lesbian, but I'm not sure that's completely accurate. I think pan would fit but the one thing making me unsure is that most definitions I've seen say it means attraction regardless of gender. I wanted to ask if that really means attracted to people equally when it comes to gender identity and expression, or if you can still be pan even if you are more attracted to expression that's traditionally considered feminine, but don't care about the gender identity?

Sorry for the long and kinda rambly post, I overthink stuff like this waaay too much, and thanks already for any answers!



Submitted February 01, 2020 at 01:39AM by zamonianbolton https://ift.tt/2RM1AaJ

Soviet art & culture collection


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So I recently had a little argument with somebody over the meaning of omnisexual and pansexual.

I’m pansexual myself, this guy was omnisexual. I know both pansexual and omnisexual mean “all genders” but I thought what omnisexual meant was an attraction to all genders but specifically is in NO WAY gender blind. Pansexual was an attraction to all genders but the person may or may not be genderblind.

He said that pansexual is always genderblind. I’ve found a few things on this sub recently saying pansexual people are always genderblind.

I am not genderblind, I find women much more attractive than men.

Does this mean I’m not pansexual? I’m very confused and I’m kind of panicking since I’ve come out as pan to so many people by now I don’t want to have to come out again.



Submitted February 01, 2020 at 12:51AM by AceTheBot https://ift.tt/2OhSoJc

Petition (๐Ÿ“) to (2️⃣) designate (๐ŸŽฏ) January (0️⃣1️⃣) 2020 (2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣)'s mascot (๐Ÿ•ด๐Ÿฝ) as (❗️) the (✅) "๐Ÿ˜ท" (๐Ÿ˜ท) emoji (๐Ÿ˜‚)

Now (⏲) that (๐Ÿ‘‰) the (✅) chaotic (๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐ŸŒช๐Ÿคฏ) month (๐ŸŒ™) that (๐Ÿ‘‰) is (✅) January (0️⃣1️⃣) 2020 (2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣) has (✅) finished (๐Ÿ), I (๐Ÿ˜) was (๐Ÿ•’) thinking (๐Ÿง ) we (๐Ÿ‘ซ) could (☝️) use (๐Ÿ’ฅ) the (✅) ๐Ÿ˜ท (๐Ÿ˜ท) emoji (๐Ÿ˜‚) to (2️⃣) represent (๐Ÿ–ผ) avoiding (๐Ÿƒ‍♀️) the (✅) toxic (☣️) smoke (๐ŸŒซ) of (๐Ÿ‘ˆ) the (✅) Australian (๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ) Bushfires (๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒณ), and (➕) also (➕) to (2️⃣) represent (๐Ÿ–ผ) the (✅) masks (๐Ÿ‘บ) sold (๐Ÿ’น) out (๐Ÿ“ค) to (2️⃣) avoid (๐Ÿƒ‍♂️) the (✅) Wuhan (๐Ÿข๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ) Coronavirus (๐Ÿบ☣️).



Submitted January 31, 2020 at 11:29PM by Epoch50 https://ift.tt/2UmlUBc

Friday, January 31, 2020

infinite poop copypasta but put through an emojipasta generator

Infinite poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ. You sit ๐Ÿ’บ on ๐Ÿ”› the toilet ๐Ÿšฝ to poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ, but the poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ never ❌ stops coming out ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ of your ๐Ÿ‘‰ butt. You have ๐Ÿˆถ๐Ÿˆถ๐Ÿˆถ to start ๐Ÿ†• flushing the toilet ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿšฝ every two ✌ minutes to keep up ☝☝. You try to pinch your ๐Ÿ‘‰ butt closed but that makes your ๐Ÿ‘‰ insides hurt ๐Ÿค•. The poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ accelerates. You call 911 ๐Ÿ‘ฎ‍♀️๐Ÿ‘ฎ‍♀️๐Ÿ‘ฎ‍♀️. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on ๐Ÿ”› Twitter #️⃣. You turn down ⬇⬇ talk ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ show ๐Ÿ“บ appearances. Your ๐Ÿ‘‰ septic tank fails. People ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ form a cult. Your ๐Ÿ‘‰ toilet ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿšฝ is ๐Ÿˆถ finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell ๐Ÿ‘ƒ. The poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole ⛳⛳ in the top ๐Ÿ”ผ step. The poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ accelerates. The shovelers abandon ๐Ÿš the buckets and shovel directly out ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ the window. The poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your ๐Ÿ‘‰ house ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ . One 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ of the workers falls over and can't free ๐Ÿ†“๐Ÿ†“ himself. The poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ the window. You land in the pile. The poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ accelerates. The force now propels you forward ⏭⏭ and upward. Vigil goers grab at your ๐Ÿ‘‰ legs. The poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ ignites from their candles ๐Ÿ•Ž. The Facebook live event ๐ŸŽซ๐ŸŽซ๐ŸŽซ hits 1 million viewers. The poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ accelerates. You are 30 feet ๐Ÿšถ‍♀️ in the air ๐ŸŒฌ๐ŸŒฌ. The fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ engulfs the vigil and your ๐Ÿ‘‰ house ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ . 60 feet ๐Ÿšถ‍♀️๐Ÿšถ‍♀️๐Ÿšถ‍♀️. The poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ accelerates. The torrent underneath you is ๐Ÿˆถ deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up ☝☝☝ shop but your ๐Ÿ‘‰ butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet ๐Ÿšถ‍♀️๐Ÿšถ‍♀️ up ☝☝. Your ๐Ÿ‘‰ house ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ  explodes. The poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ accelerates. 1000 feet ๐Ÿšถ‍♀️. You are now tracked on ๐Ÿ”› radar. You try to change ๐Ÿ“ˆ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ angle of ascent but you should have ๐Ÿˆถ thought of that way ↕️↕️ earlier. The poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ accelerates. 4,000 feet ๐Ÿšถ‍♀️๐Ÿšถ‍♀️. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ engulf your ๐Ÿ‘‰ city ๐ŸŒƒ. The poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ accelerates. You have ๐Ÿˆถ broken ๐Ÿš๐Ÿš the sound ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚ barrier. 30,000 feet ๐Ÿšถ‍♀️. You no ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ longer take in enough oxygen to sustain ๐Ÿ”‹๐Ÿ”‹ consciousness. 60,000 feet ๐Ÿšถ‍♀️๐Ÿšถ‍♀️. CNN is ๐Ÿˆถ reporting on ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ”› all the world ๐ŸŒŽ records you've broken ๐Ÿš๐Ÿš๐Ÿš. 200,000 feet ๐Ÿšถ‍♀️๐Ÿšถ‍♀️. You are no ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ longer alive. The poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ accelerates. Your ๐Ÿ‘‰ body disintegrates but your ๐Ÿ‘‰ poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ contrail remains. NASA can no ๐Ÿ˜ฃ longer track you. You break ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’” the light ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ-speed ๐Ÿš…๐Ÿš… barrier and we can no ๐Ÿ˜ฃ longer bear ๐Ÿป๐Ÿป witness. The poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ accelerates. Forever.

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Submitted January 31, 2020 at 08:50PM by Jmao374785 https://ift.tt/391eUy3