So😀 I was just sitting on my couch😁😆 and then my dog 🐕🐕 jumped up on the couch, and then...😥😥

So😀 I was just sitting on my couch😁😆 and then my dog 🐕🐕 jumped up🆙 on the couch, and then...😥😥 she stepped 😥😖😖🙊 on my pee pee! 😖😖😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤮! It kinda felt good 😀😲🤪😌! So I went 🏃🏇 to the kitchen 🆙 and grabbed ✊ some pea-nut🥰🤪😏😏👄👄👅👅💦💦 butter and slathered some on my pee pee 😲😲😲🤪🤪🤪. I went to the couch 👣👣 and my dog licked and bit my peepee and it felt so good 🤪😲😆🥰🤪😏🤫😲🤤! Don't tell 🤫🤫🗣️ my mommy 🙋🙋 because she would be angry 😠😠😡😡👿👿💩💩!

Submitted February 07, 2020 at 03:58PM by my-name-doesnt-exist https://ift.tt/2OD5XD7