My name is Jared🙋♂️, and I’m here to give you☝️ information about my penis! 😊
What Color Is My Penis? 🍆
LOL! 😂 Glad you asked! It’s white ⚪️ with red 🔴 dots! Sometimes it changes to purple 🟣 though if I rub one off too quickly...😳😥😏
What Has My Penis Been Inside🍑 Of?
- Car Exhaust Pipe 🚗
- Bong 🗿
- Vacuum Hose 🤺
- Loaf of Bread 🍞
- Son 🌞
- Me 😎
What Has Been IN☝️ My Penis?🍆
- Coins 💰
- Pencils 🗡
- Syringe 💉
- Meth Pipe 🌡
- iPhone Charger 🔧
- Kids 💭
How Long👁️🗿 Is My Penis?😳
14 Ft. Long 😳😂😳
Sorry 😭 that’s all the time I have for today folks! Thanks for reading! 😉😉😉🙏
Submitted December 31, 2019 at 12:35AM by Darmabfall88 https://ift.tt/2syWCVb
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