Sunday, December 29, 2019

Rappin’ for Emoji 🎤😀✝️

Well I wrote ✏️ this song 🎼 for the Christian ✝️ youth 👦

I wanna teach 🎓 kids 👦 the Christian truth ✝️💡

If you wanna reach 🙏 those kids 👦 on the street 🚗

Then you gotta do a rap 🗣 to a hip-hop 🎤 beat 🤜😫

I gave my sermon ✝️ an urban 🏙 kick 🦵

My rhymes 🗣 are fly 🆒, my beats 🤜😫 are sick 🤢

My crew is big ♾ and it keeps getting bigger 💹

That's cause Jesus Christ 😇 is my nigga 👱🏿‍♂️

He's a life-changer 💗, miracle-arranger 😇

Born to the virgin ❌👶 mom 👩 in a manger 🐎

Water💧 to wine🍷, he's a drink 🍺 exchanger 🔄

And he 😇 died 😵 for your sins 👿

I preach ✝️ the word 📖, that's my gig 😀

And I rhyme 🗣 better than Notorious 😡 BIG ♾

Other emcees 💿, I wish them well

But if you live in sin👿, you burn in hell 👿🔥

Now I'ma pass 🔄 the mic 🎙 to my lovely ❤️ wife 👩

She's a fly 😎 emcee 💿 and the light 🌞 of my life ❤️

So to bust 💔 a rhyme 🗣 without further ado

Take it away ⬅️, Mary Sue! 👩

Jesus Christ 😇 is my nigga👱🏿‍♂️

He's the son 👦 of the original G🔫👱🏿‍♂️🚬

And he was sent to Earth 🌎 to elucidate❓the way that we should be

(What?)

Like if another MC 💿 says 🗣

"You're a freak! 🤓

You're a lame-butt 🍑 rapper 🗣

And your rhymes 🗣 are weak ❌💪!"

I don't get mad 😡 and I don't critique ☝️

I forgive 😅 him, and turn the other cheek 🍑

I don't blaspheme🖕👿🤬 and I don't brag🤣💰

I don't cuss🤬, and my pants 👖 don't sag ⬇️

I do exude a little Christian ✝️ swag🤩

And I'm proud 😊 to be an American 🇺🇸!

Jesus Christ😇 is our nigga👱🏿‍♂️

Let his light ☀️ shine through ➡️ ya!

Let his love ❤️ pop a cap 🍾in your butt 🍑 and say HALLELUJAH ✝️😇!

Jesus Christ 😇is my nigga👱🏿‍♂️

He's a homie😀😀 MC JC UC💿?

He's an honest, caring😊, peace☮️-loving nigga👱🏿‍♂️

Like me

If you do drugs🚬🍹🍺 and think you're cool😎

You need to come to Sunday 📅 school!🏫

Put those drugs 🚬 in the garbage can 🗑

Stand up tall⬆️, you're a Christian man! ✝️🧔

Word🗣 up!

I'm freestyling🏊‍♂️!

Hit me🤜!



Submitted December 29, 2019 at 09:01PM by WonderedLamb256 https://ift.tt/2sy49Dx

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