Stupid Pan Puns that I know are not original but I still find mildly humorous

• What’s my sexuality? I’m E. Rated for everyone.
• You misheard me; I’m PUNsexual: I’m sexually attracted to people who can make the funniest puns.
• You got it wrong. I didn’t come out the closet, I came out the PANtry.
• Yes, KAREN, I deepthroat fucking kitchenware. Anymore stupid questions?
  • I’m terrible at sports like baseball, cause I swing every way.

Let me know if you’ve got more!

Submitted November 05, 2020 at 03:47PM by SeaBear_921 https://ift.tt/3n1nXpH