Information about my penis

My name is Jared🙋‍♂️, and I’m here to give you☝️ information about my penis! 😊

What Color Is My Penis? 🍆

LOL! 😂 Glad you asked! It’s white ⚪️ with red 🔴 dots! Sometimes it changes to purple 🟣 though if I rub one off too quickly...😳😥😏

What Has My Penis Been Inside🍑 Of?

• Car Exhaust Pipe 🚗
• Bong 🗿
• Vacuum Hose 🤺
• Loaf of Bread 🍞
• Son 🌞
• Me 😎

What Has Been IN☝️ My Penis?🍆

• Coins 💰
• Pencils 🗡
• Syringe 💉
• Meth Pipe 🌡
• iPhone Charger 🔧
• Kids 💭

How Long👁️🗿 Is My Penis?😳

14 Ft. Long 😳😂😳

Sorry 😭 that’s all the time I have for today folks! Thanks for reading! 😉😉😉🙏

Submitted December 31, 2019 at 12:35AM by Darmabfall88 https://ift.tt/2syWCVb