Prostate exam

I spend 5️⃣hours⏰ masturbating 🍆 before my prostate 🍑 🍑 exam 🔍. I edge 🍆. And edge 🍆 🍆. And edge 🍆 🍆. And edge. 🍆 🍆 🍆. Until a 🦋 butterfly 🦋 sneezing 💧 on my taint 💦 could bring me to, 🍆💦 orgasm 🍆 💦. I tactfully 🚶 shuffle 🚶 my way down to the 😷 doctor’s😷 office 🏥 and when he 💧 lubes 💧up I nearly 🍆 cum 💦 every time ⏰. But I’ve strained my kegel 💪 muscles 💪 enough to the point where I can hold in 🌋 mount Vesuvius 🌋’ 💦 💦 wrath 💦 💦 then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of ☝️ pressure ☝️ on my prostate I 🌊 unleash 🌊 with the fury of a 😻lion😻 hunting its 💀 prey 💀. As the room 🏥 gets covered 🌊 🏥 in my 🌋 hot ⛓ sticky ⛓ juices the 😷 doctor 😷 looks on 🤢 🤢 🌊disgusted and leaves the 🏥 hospital 🏥 far away from where 🏠live to get it so that I don’t have to go in for 😷 surgery under the 😷 doctor 😷 that I 😱 🌊 busted to. Best thing is we have 🇨🇦 free healthcare 🇨🇦 here, so the 😷 doctor 😷 gets me 🦋 🌊 off and it’s covered by 💵 💰 taxpayers 💰 💴. That’s my fetish 😩😩

Submitted February 23, 2020 at 07:54PM by genericalityy https://ift.tt/2SQcJYG