suggested my u/rumiak !
Ha ha 😆, well now 🤔! We 🧑🏼🔬🧑🏻🔬 call 🗣 this 📍 the act 🎭 of mating 👉🏻👌🏻! But 🛑 there are ☝🏻several other ♾ very important ‼️ differences 🆚 between ↔️ human beings 👫🏼 and ➕ animals 🙈🙉🙊 that you 👉🏻👤 should 💯 know about 👂🏻🧠. (I'd 🙋🏼 appreciate 🙏🏻 your 👉🏻👤 input 🗣)
Sweat 🥵💦, baby 👱🏻♀️, sweat 🥵💦, baby 👱🏻♀️, sex 👉🏻👌🏻 is 👍🏻 a Texas 🤠 drought 🏜. Me 🙋🏼 and ➕ you 🙋🏼♀️ do 😉 the kind of stuff 🙊 that only ☝🏻 Prince 🕺🏽 would sing 🎤 about 😏. So 🆗 put your 👱🏻♀️ hands ✋🏻🤚🏻 down👇🏻 my 🙋🏼 pants 👖 and ➕ I 🙋🏼bet 🎲 you'll 👱🏻♀️feel 👋🏻 nuts 🥜. Yes 👍🏻, I'm 🙋🏼 Siskel 👨🏻💼, yes 👍🏻 I'm 🙋🏼 Ebert 👨🏼💼, and ➕ you're 👱🏻♀️ getting 🤲🏻 two ✌🏻 thumbs up 👍🏻👍🏻. You've 👱🏻♀️ had enough 🙅🏼♀️ of two-hand ✋🏻🤚🏻touch 👋🏻, you 👱🏻♀️ want it 👉🏻👌🏻 rough 😩😵, you're 👱🏻♀️ out 🚫 of bounds 📢👮🏻♂️. I 🙋🏼want 🤲🏻 you 👱🏻♀️ smothered 💦, want 🤲🏻 you 👱🏻♀️ covered 💦, like 👌🏻 my 🙋🏼 Waffle House 🧇🏠 hash browns 🥔. Come 💦😉 quicker 🏃🏼💨 than FedEx 🚚, never 🙅🏼 reaching 🧗🏼 apex 🚫🔝, just like 👉🏻 Coca-Cola 🥤 stock 📈 you 👱🏻♀️ are inclined 😉 to make me 🙋🏼🍆 rise 🆙 an hour 🕐 early 🕑 just like 👉🏻 Daylight ☀️ Savings 💰 Time ⏰. You 👱🏻♀️ and ➕ me 🙋🏼 baby 👱🏻♀️ ain't 🙅🏼 nothin' 🚫 but 🤷🏼♂️ mammals 🙉, so 🆗 let's 👫🏼 do it 👉🏻👌🏻 like they 🐒 do 👉🏻👌🏻 on 🔛 the Discovery 🔎 Channel 🌍📺 (Do it 👉🏻👌🏻 again 🔁 now) You 👱🏻♀️ and ➕ me 🙋🏼 baby 👱🏻♀️ ain't 🙅🏼 nothin' 🚫 but 🤷🏼♂️ mammals 🙉, so 🆗 let's 👫🏼 do it 👉🏻👌🏻 like they 🐒 do 👉🏻👌🏻 on 🔛 the Discovery 🔎 Channel 🌍📺 (Gettin' 🙋🏼 horny 🍆💦 now) Love ❤️, the kind 😉 you 👥 clean up 🧼 with ✊🏻 a mop 🧹 and bucket 🚰. Like 👉🏻 the lost 🔎 catacombs 🏞 of Egypt 🇪🇬 , only ☝🏻 God ✝️🎅🏻 knows 🧠 where 🍑🕳 we 👱🏻♀️🙋🏼 stuck it 👉🏻🍆. Hieroglyphics 🔣, Let me 🙋🏼 be Pacific 🌊, I 🙋🏼 want 🤲🏻 to be down 😉👇🏻 in your 👱🏻♀️ South 🧭🐱Seas 🌊💦, but 🛑 I 🙋🏼got this 📍 notion 🧐 that the motion 🌊 of your 👱🏻♀️ ocean 🐱 means ⚠️ small 🤏🏻 craft 🍆 advisory ‼️. So if 🤔 I 🙋🏼capsize ⛵️ in your 👱🏻♀️ thighs 🦵🏻, high 🔝 tide 🌊, B-5 🅱️➖5️⃣, you 👱🏻♀️sunk 💥 my 🙋🏼 battleship 🚢 Please 🙏🏻 turn 🎚 me 🙋🏼 on 💡, I'm 🙋🏼Mr. Coffee ☕️ with an ➕ automatic drip 💧. So 🆗 show me 🙋🏼yours 👱🏻♀️🐱, I'll 🙋🏼 show you 👱🏻♀️ mine 🙋🏼🍆, Tool Time 🛠⏰, you'll 👱🏻♀️ lovett ❤️🍆 just like 👉🏻 Lyle 🧑🏼🦳, and ➕then 🔜 we'll 🙋🏼👱🏻♀️ do it 👉🏻👌🏻doggie 🐕 style 🥵 so 🆗 we can both 🙋🏼👱🏻♀️ watch 📺 X-Files 👽🛸 You 👱🏻♀️ and ➕ me 🙋🏼 baby 👱🏻♀️ ain't 🙅🏼 nothin' 🚫 but 🤷🏼♂️ mammals 🙉, so 🆗 let's 👫🏼 do it 👉🏻👌🏻 like they 🐒 do 👉🏻👌🏻 on 🔛 the Discovery 🔎 Channel 🌍📺 (Do it 👉🏻👌🏻 again 🔁 now)
You 👱🏻♀️ and ➕ me 🙋🏼 baby 👱🏻♀️ ain't 🙅🏼 nothin' 🚫 but 🤷🏼♂️ mammals 🙉, so 🆗 let's 👫🏼 do it 👉🏻👌🏻 like they 🐒 do 👉🏻👌🏻 on 🔛 the Discovery 🔎 Channel 🌍📺 (Gettin' 🙋🏼 horny 🍆💦 now) You 👱🏻♀️ and ➕ me 🙋🏼 baby 👱🏻♀️ ain't 🙅🏼 nothin' 🚫 but 🤷🏼♂️ mammals 🙉, so 🆗 let's 👫🏼 do it 👉🏻👌🏻 like they 🐒 do 👉🏻👌🏻 on 🔛 the Discovery 🔎 Channel 🌍📺 (Do it 👉🏻👌🏻 again 🔁 now)
You 👱🏻♀️ and ➕ me 🙋🏼 baby 👱🏻♀️ ain't 🙅🏼 nothin' 🚫 but 🤷🏼♂️ mammals 🙉, so 🆗 let's 👫🏼 do it 👉🏻👌🏻 like they 🐒 do 👉🏻👌🏻 on 🔛 the Discovery 🔎 Channel 🌍📺 You 👱🏻♀️ and ➕ me 🙋🏼 baby 👱🏻♀️ ain't 🙅🏼 nothin' 🚫 but 🤷🏼♂️ mammals 🙉, so 🆗 let's 👫🏼 do it 👉🏻👌🏻 like they 🐒 do 👉🏻👌🏻 on 🔛 the Discovery 🔎 Channel 🌍📺 (Do it 👉🏻👌🏻 again 🔁 now)
You 👱🏻♀️ and ➕ me 🙋🏼 baby 👱🏻♀️ ain't 🙅🏼 nothin' 🚫 but 🤷🏼♂️ mammals 🙉, so 🆗 let's 👫🏼 do it 👉🏻👌🏻 like they 🐒 do 👉🏻👌🏻 on 🔛 the Discovery 🔎 Channel 🌍📺 (Gettin' 🙋🏼 horny 🍆💦 now) be sure to check out my other emoji lyric sheets that i’ve posted if you enjoyed this, i’ve posted 3 or 4 songs and i have plenty of other songs that i would love to share ! and if you have a song that you want to see ruined by emojis like this, please leave a comment and i’ll use your suggestion ! have a good one guys :)
Submitted May 12, 2020 at 12:00AM by blueberry_five https://ift.tt/2Wp959X
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