This is not🚫 a test📝 . This is your emergency🔴🔵🔴broadcast system📺announcing📢 the commencement of the Annual Purge sanctioned by the U.S Government🇺🇸. Weapons🔫 of class 4️⃣ and lower⬇️ have been authorized✅ for use during the Purge. All other weapons💣 are restricted❌. Government officials of ranking 🔟 have been granted immunity❎ from the Purge and shall not🚫 be harmed🩸. Commencing at the siren🚨, any and all crime😈, including murder⚰️, will be legal👍 for 1️⃣2️⃣ continuous hours🕰. Police👮♂️, fire🔥, and emergency medical services🏥 will be unavailable⚠️ until tomorrow morning🌅, until 7️⃣ a.m., when the Purge concludes. Blessed🙏 by our New Founding Fathers👨💼 and America🇺🇸, a nation reborn🇺🇳. May God be with you all🗽.
Submitted May 31, 2020 at 04:56PM by uwotm42069 https://ift.tt/36KDXFE
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