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I learned💛 a lot.👇🏽 And♓️2⃣ I🐂 learned🎎 that it makes🍭 a🙎🏾💅🏿👓 difference.📣 This🔯 was the diving board area, and I📈 was one👼🏿 of👼🏿🎵👰🏻 the⚡️ guards,🆎💆 and👶🏽🛄 they🍁 weren’t allowed🍇📚🔐 to –😣 it8⃣ was🏦 a🐟↘️🌴 3-meter🔨🚒👼 board. And🏄 if🕢👰🏼 you📢🏃👆🏿😑 fell off sideways,🔦 you💝 landed🔙 on👎🏻👶🏾🏂🎅 the🙅🏻😠🍯 damn,🍟 er, darn🐚 cement🐧 over there. And Corn Pop was🚭 a bad🚹 dude. And he ran👍🏼 a🌰 bunch of👐🚔👧🏼👵🏿 bad boys. And🔻 I🚣🏿 did👭💁🏿 and🆚🐃🔒💑 back🔩 in those🌵 days – to👳🏻📗❔ show how👜 things💲 have🔕 changed🙇🏿 – one👨‍👨‍👧‍👦♈️✋🏽 of the things👳🏿 you📂 had🍳✨😴🚶🏿 to use,🔻 if👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👈 you💪🏻 used👳🏻 Pomade🐛✊🅰 in your🙆🏻 hair, you had🐖 to wear a📈🚎 baby cap.👲 And🆚 so he🈵👨‍👨‍👧‍👧👵🔊 was♓️ up👼🏿 on🌸🚌📴 the🏄🏼 board☝🏽 and🏃🏾 wouldn’t👎🏻 listen to me.✋🏽 I👧🏿 said,🙆 ‘Hey, Esther,📓💞 you! Off🎂 the board, or I’ll👂🏼 come🕤 up📤 and drag🏊 you💇🏾 off.’👉🏽😰🕖 Well, he❕🏬🎠 came off,3⃣🍕🕣 and🚨 he💁🏽🐮🏇🏽 said,🔙💰🚟 ‘I’ll🍎 meet🔅🐵 you outside.’ My👶🏾✖️ car🐶 this👉🏿🚶🏽↗️ – was👶🏼🔪😀🙆🏻 mostly,👵🏼 these🍃 were🎊 all💇 public💣 housing behind us,” Biden continued.🈯️ “My🕛 car –🐂👂🏾🚴🏾 there was🐼◾️👩🏼 a👱🏿👌🏻🔴 gate👉🏾 on here. I👧🏿 parked my📊 car outside the gate. And IⓂ️ –🐁🚴🏼 and he📶 said, ‘I’ll👱🏻 be♨️6⃣ waiting🎫👌 for👰 you.🌽 He7⃣💪🏾👈🏼 was waiting for me👃🎅🏿📇🚫 with🍋 three guys with straight👹 razors. Not a joke.⛺️🚦🚃 There✊ was🏇🏿💪🏽↪️😉 a💐 guy👉🏽 named👳🏿 Bill🆑✌🏿❔ Wright Mouse the only white guy💂 and📞🈁💁🏼 he did🚧 all👮🏼💅🏾 the👭 pools.🏧👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🎦🌄 He💅🏼 was a mechanic. And⌛️ I⚠️ said, ‘What🏃🏾 am I gonna🚬 do?’💻 And he said. ‘Come🏮↩️ down here in🅾 the✔️ basement,🕔 where mechanics –4⃣🆖 all🆑😎👗😻 the mechanics-👋🏻 –🐗 where all🎅🏼🌱 the👵🏾🔆🚬 pool👨🏼 builder👋🏾 is.’➕👋🏿👂 You♣️ know🍒👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 the🚴🏻 chain, there📪 used✋♎️⤴️ to🐩 be🈸👚📟🚌 a🏇 chain🚲 that😗👊🏿 went🆔 across the🍹 deep🀄️🔯❌ end.🎍 And he💒👍🏻 cut🔹 off a🍪 six-foot📱 length🏠 of👋🏼 chain,😚 and folded it⛄️🎷🚵🏿💝 up🈸 and he⌛️ said, ‘You👦🏾 walk⚽️ out👩🏻 with❓🏂🔵🐃 that chain,👱🏽▪️🎯 and⏬🎅🏻 you🐨 walk✌🎲 to the🎡🕥 car and⛳️ say, ‘you👦🏾 may🐉 cut🔧 me👃 man,👉🏼👴🏽🎁 but◼️ I’m🙅👩‍👩‍👦🙆🏿➖ gonna wrap🎇📅 this🙅🏽 chain around🕒👱🏿🍦 your👨🏼 head.’ I said,👵🏾 ‘You’re📙😾 kidding me.’☔️ He said,🚺 ‘No♦️ if💅🏽👞 you👨🏼 don’t,🚀 don’t😅 come back.’ And🚃 he🐵🚢😤😺 was right. So I🍞🛃 walked🚥 out with📶🏈 the chain.💃 And I walked🍴 up to my car.✊🎠 And in🏃🏾 those👶🏼 days, you🔄📃🙍🔻 remember🐱 the😆 straight👀 razors,🚾 you👷🏼😓👰🏼🚱 had🙋🏼🈸 to🕕 bang👌🏾 ’em on the curb,🔝↘️ gettin’👩‍❤️‍👩🍦🙊 em👽 rusty,🈶👳🏿🐔 puttin’💖 em🚐📣 in the rain barrel,😟 gettin’ em😼 rusty?✋🏻🐓 And👰🏿 I👂👨‍👨‍👦‍👦🕓 looked at him,📓 but🍒🚶🏽 I👨🏽🗾🔲✋🏻 was smart,👶🏾 then.👧🏻🐀💶 I said,🐣 ‘First👋 of all,’😥 I said,🈴🅾▪️ ‘when I👃🏻🍉👊🏼 tell you👏🏾✊🏿 to get🚡 off🙇🏿💑👶🏾 the board, you🙍🏽 get💪🏻🏉 off the board,🐝 and🌰 I’ll kick you out👚✌🏼🔘 again,🔄🏄🏻⤴️ but👳🏿 I👼🏾 shouldn’t↖️🍷🚵🏾 have called🍬👆🏿💑 you Esther Williams,👃🏽 and💥🛀🏽 I🏇🏼 apologize for😈 that.🔢 I🎩 apologize.’ But I🎬 didn’t📀 know📃👨‍👨‍👧 that👌🏽 apology🙎 was gonna👂🏼 work. He👮🏼 said,📟🚴🏻⭐️ ‘you▪️ apologize💦 to me?'”👟☝🏽👮🏽😉 Biden went🍥 on.🙊👮🏾🈚️🎅 “I said,🏦💂🏿 ‘I🌝🌘🔸 apologize🎅🏿 but not📢 for☝🏿 throwing👐🏿🙆🏻 you🍒 out,🎰 but🚳 I🌏🎽 apologize✌🏼 for💸 what🏤📖👘👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 I said.’🐯🚌 He said,❎ ‘OK,’ closed💼📅😭 that😧 straight razor,👼🏻 and🎳🌍 my heart💃🏿👲 began🎼 to beat🌛🛀🍨🔃 again.🏂

Submitted April 24, 2020 at 06:17PM by JrdHanson https://ift.tt/2x5Ebtp