The penis song 🍆🍆

Ladies and gentlemen Introducing The penis song (Oh no 😣😣 he didn't) (Honk a dick 🍆) This ⬆ is 🈶 my penis song I wish 🙏🙏🙏 that I had a bigger shlong One 1️⃣1️⃣ that was quite a bit more ➕➕ thick and way ↕️ more ➕ long One 1️⃣ of those porno king 🤴 kong 🇭🇰🇭🇰🇭🇰 dongs Check it out 🏎🏍, yo 👋 uh I wish 🙏🙏🙏 my dick 🍆 was bigger yeah 🙌, I can admit it I'm above 🆙 average on 🔛🔛 inches but I want 😋 a damn double digit If I had a big ol' cock 🐓 what 😅 would I do? I'd probably go to Florida and show 📺📺📺 it Katrina and screw Get 🉐🉐🉐 buck 💲💲💲 naked and start 🆕🆕 streaking at my school 🎓🎓 And get 🉐 arrested but at least the girls 👩👩👩 would be impressed 😮😮😮, with My third 🥉🥉 leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and Do a keg stand, get 🉐🉐🉐 drunk 🍻🍷🍸 and do the running 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ man 👦👦👦 With no 😣😣 clothes 👗👗👗 on 🔛🔛 just to show 📺📺📺 off My dick 🍆's bigger than yours 👉 when ⏰ mine is 🈶 cold 🤒 and soft Haha 😂😂😂, oh yeah 🙌 I forgot that's not really the cock 🐓 that I have 🈶🈶 I went out 🏎🏍 and party 🍕-bagged 'em and quickly opened the package 📦📦 And it fit me like 😄😄 Kriss Kross's old 👴👴👴 school 🎓🎓🎓 starter jackets Trying to convince myself like 😄, "Size doesn't matter, " Anyways I'd probably just put it on 🔛🔛🔛 backwards 'cause 🎗🎗🎗 I mean 😏😏😏 I know 🤔 that god made us all different and special 🌟 But shit 💩 did he really have 🈶🈶🈶 to invent lopsided testicles? I don't have 🈶 them I just feel bad 📉📉 for the like 😄 you know 🤔 the guys with like 😄😄 Their left 👈👈👈 one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ hangs like 😄 lower than the right 👉👉👉, kinda like 😄😄😄 a lazy eye 😉😉😉 like 😄 on 🔛 your 👉 balls 🏀🏀🏀 I mean 😏😏 I don't know 🤔, I just hear 👂👂👂, I feel bad 📉📉📉 This ⬆ is 🈶 my penis song I wish 🙏🙏 that I had a bigger shlong One 1️⃣1️⃣ that was quite a bit more ➕ thick and way ↕️ more ➕➕ long Fellas if ya'll feel me sing 🗣🗣 along Don't front, don't front, don't front Yo 👋 do this ⬆ yo 👋 Ay 👽 yo 👋 ladies (yeah 🙌?) Ladies! (Yeah 🙌?) Do you want 😋 a guy 👦 with an average dick 🍆? (Hell no 😣😣) Then wait 🚏🚏🚏 you don't? (No 😣😣 you honkey dick 🍆) Okay 👌👌 that's cool 😎, no 😣 that's fine I promise, I'm so self conscious That's why 🤔 you never ❌ see 👁👁👁 me skinny dippin' in August Always 🕔 walkin' around with my hands 🤲 in my pockets Trying to pump blood 💉💉💉 into my guy 👦 Alfonso I mean 😏😏😏, goddamn I don't think 🤔🤔 you girls 👩 understand I've 🙋 had a complex since that song Short Short Man 👦👦👦 And even though girls 👩👩👩 have 🈶🈶 told me that I'm big When ⏰ I watch 👁 a porno I feel like 😄 a little kid 👦 I mean 😏, let's take Ron Jeremy Now if a girl 👶 sees him she'll compare him to me And every MC 🇲🇨 in hip hop has got a huge cock 🐓 Or at least talks about it in every song that they've drpped I mean 😏, shit 💩 If I was really hung I'd make a whole album called Me and My Dick 🍆 With interludes of all the girls 👩👩👩 that I'd been with And talk 🗣🗣 about my package 📦📦📦 and multiple orgasms 'Cause 🎗🎗🎗 all that I see 👁👁 is 🈶 that size does matter We got Enzite, penis pumps 👠👠👠 surgery 🏥🏥🏥 to Viagra But when ⏰ it all adds up ☝☝☝ you can't really change 📈 it I'm not a porno star ⭐⭐⭐ I just gotta face 😀😀😀 it You know 🤔, I mean 😏😏😏 what 😅 can I do, nothin' right 👉👉? This ⬆ song goes out 🏎🏍 to like 😄 all the like 😄 little bit above 🆙🆙🆙 average dudes So like 😄 all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big dudes stop ✋✋ This ⬆ is 🈶 my penis song I wish 🙏🙏🙏 that I had a bigger shlong One 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ that was quite a bit more ➕➕➕ thick and way ↕️↕️ more ➕➕ long (way ↕️ more ➕ long baby 👶👶👶) Fellas if ya'll feel me sing 🗣 along Don't front, don't front, don't front

Submitted April 28, 2020 at 09:01PM by generousdonkey7 https://ift.tt/2KIXD2l