The Zimmer🥘man👨🏻n Tele📺gram⚖️

We 💂‍♀️👮‍♀️🕵️‍♀️ intend 💭💁‍♀️ to begin 🏁 on the first ☝️ 1️⃣ of February 🗓 🚫un🚫restricted🚫 sub🥪marine 🐟 warfare ⚔️🔫 . We 💂‍♂️👮‍♂️🕵️‍♀️ shall endeavor 👉👉👉 in spite 💁‍♀️ of this to keep 🤰 the 🇺🇸🇺🇸 United 🇺🇸 States 🇺🇸 of 🇺🇸 America 🇺🇸🇺🇸 neutral 😐😑. In the event 🎉🎊🎈 of this not 🚫🙅‍♀️ succeeding 👍❌, we make 🇲🇽🇲🇽 Mexico 🇲🇽🇲🇽 a proposal 💁‍♀️💬 of alliance 🤝 on the following 👉 basis: make war ⚔️🔫 together 👥, make peace ✍️ together 👥, generous 🤪😜😘 financial 💰 support 🦵 and an understanding 🙋‍♀️💁‍♀️💆‍♀️ on our 💂‍♂️🕵️‍♀️👮‍♂️ part that 🇲🇽🇲🇽 Mexico 🇲🇽🇲🇽 is to reconquer ⚔️🗡 the lost territory in Texas 🤠, New 🌟 Mexico 🇲🇽, and Arizona 🥵. The settlement 📜🏡 in detail 📝📓🤝 is left 👈 to you 👨‍💼. You 👨‍💼 will inform the President 👨‍💼🖖 of the above ☝️🇺🇸 most secretly 🕵️‍♀️🤫🤭 as soon ⏰ as the outbreak 🤧🤒😷 of war ⚔️🔫 with the 🇺🇸🇺🇸United 🇺🇸 States 🇺🇸 of 🇺🇸 America 🇺🇸🇺🇸 is certain 🙋‍♀️, and add ➕ the suggestion 💁‍♀️ that he 🙎‍♂️ should, on his 🙎‍♂️ own initiative 🙋‍♂️, invite 🇯🇵🇯🇵 Japan 🇯🇵🇯🇵 to immediate 😡 adherence 🤚 and at the same time ⏰ mediate 👟🚶 between 🇯🇵🇯🇵 Japan 🇯🇵🇯🇵 and ourselves 🕵️‍♂️👮‍♂️💂‍♂️. Please call ☎️ the President's 👨‍💼 attention ‼️‼️ to the fact 🤥🙅‍♀️ that the ruthless 😈😈😈 employment 👩‍💼 of our sub🥪marines 🐟 now offers 🗣💁‍♀️ the prospect of compelling 🙇‍♀️✊😮 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 in a few 👥 months ⏳🗓 to make 🔨 peace 📜📝. Signed 📝, ZIMMER🥘MAN👨🏻N

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