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you. 👈 👉 me. ⛽️ gas station. 🤔 what⁉️ are we getting for 🍽 dinner? 🍣 🍣 sushi 🍣 🍣 of 😼✊ course! 🙂😐 UH oh 😟 there was a 💊 ROOFIE inside 😿 of our ⛽️ GAS station🔥 sushi 🍣 we 🖤💦black😵 out and 💨🙈 wake 🆙 in a sewer! we’re 👁.👁 surrounded by 🐠🐟🐠 fish! 🍆😫 hOrNy 👁💋👁 fish! you know😉😏 what that 😰means! FISH 🐟💦orgy🔥 the 💨🥳 stench draws in 🐻a🐼 bear 🐾 what do we do? 😳 we’re ☠️gonna FIGHT it 😡👊 bear FIGHT 😾bare 🖐HANDED 👋bare..... 👀naked?! oh 🤓YES 😅PLEASE. we befriend 👯‍♂️the bear 🐻💋after we 😖😖beat 😎it in a brawl 🥵and 😤THEN we ride ⏭it into a 🐁 Chuck E. 🧀 Cheese. 💃DANCE. 🕺DANCE. 👨‍🦽revolution. 💥REVOLUTION? 😱overthrow THE 😱😱GOVERNMENT? 👀uh.... I THINK 😎🤔SO. 😃next thing you 💁‍♂️know, I’m reincarnated 🧚✨into Jesus 🌟✝️Christ. 🤯then I turn into ✈️ a jet, fly 🪂into the 🌞 sun, BLACK 💥out ✨🧚AGAIN, wake 🙇‍♂️up, do a 👊bump, 🌫WHITE 🌬out (which 🪐I didn’t know 🌈⚡️you could do) then I smoked 💨⛈a joint, 📗🧪🦠GREENED 🍏🍐💚out, then 🎬I TURNED 😨INTO the 🌞 sun... ☀️ UH OH! 😜looks like the meth 🤩is kickin in! 🤬🤯☺️dUhbLuHhhDZzzDBJrRlLrfuCkKAAA! 😀OHGAAAA! 😃AAaaA!

Submitted June 04, 2020 at 05:11PM by Bobguyawesome https://ift.tt/2MsAHFB