a story 📚 in 👉 several 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣5️⃣ parts 🍆

hey you dropped this 🍕 mind if i take a bite 🤢🤮 oh geez it’s peanut 🥜 butter 🧈 pizza 🍕💀 at funeral my parents: 😭 my brothers: 😭 my cat: 🐪 me: gets out of coffin “wait that’s not my cat 😲” gets on camel and rides into sunset 🌅 * *wakes up 🥱 “gasp” goes back to sleep 😴 *dies of brain aneurysm 🧠 💀 *

Submitted August 05, 2020 at 09:43PM by its_walu https://ift.tt/3ib5554