funny homestuck

i'm a prince and 👏😭 I 👁💁 live 🏄😶 in a ship 😢😍 and 😏🍆 I aim my 🏾 rifle and I 🏻 shoot 🔫 from 👉👉 the ⛓😎 hip and 💥 I 💕🏼 have 👏 a 🅱👉 friend I 🐝🚫 pity, 🔫 quite 💬💬 a 🅱 bit 😢💦 she said, “Grab 🐭👐 your 🍆🍆 gun, let’s 🙆 have 😣 some fun, 🎲 share 😜🔞 with 👯 me 🙋♂ your 💦👉 perigees I 👁 have responsibilities, I 👁 cannot ⛔ run 👌 “I do ♂💬 not wish the death 💀 of 💦 any 🤷💦 living 🐲 thing 🙊 I might 🍆🅱 be 📖📖 a 🚞💯 killer 🗡🗡 but 🙋🍑 one 🌞 day 🗓🍆 I 👁 shall 📍 be 😎✅ queen And 💦💮 put an 😒👹 end to slaughter, but 🤔🗣 until 🍆💯 then 🍆 I’m 💕 keen On 👇🔛 staking clam to land and 👏✋ sea and 🙅 everyfin between” 👎🏻I 👁💰 played 🎮🎳 a 🅰💰 game with 😤 eleven fools who 🔭 told 🗨 me not to break 🔨💔 the rules 📜 But when have 🎁🐵 angels ever 🙅😈 helped me yet? And 👏 magic isn’t real and anyway 🔛😍 it 😩 doesn’t matter 'Cause no matter 🙅♻ what I ⏮ conjure it ❔🤐 could 🤷👌 not help 🚒 me 💏 deflect The 🌫📜 angry 😩 death 💀 of 💦 every 👏ⓜ hopeful thought 🤔 That 😐 I might 🅱 be a 🙈🏻 lover or 😫🚪 a 💰 fighter that I’m not ❌ In 😏 someone's 🙅 spider web, or 💁 net 👏🏀 I 👟👦 could 👌🤷 be 💀💰 caught 🏻 But 🍑👹 I’m too 😲 bitter, better 💦 off 📴 alone, guess 😦 I 🤷🏻 forgot So what do 👀💕 you want 🙍💞 me 😁 to 💦🗣 say? ⭕☝ Sorry? 🙅 Should 😎👑 I 👁💰 apologize when 🕒 you 🚋👉 ignore 🔇 me? 💁👨 I didn’t 😘 ask ♂ to be 🐝 right ✔🍒 or to be lonely Or to 🍆➡ be hatched into ➡🤓 an ugly story 📚 I'm 👁😍 a prince and 👏 I 👏 had 🈶✊ a pair of 💦 princesses 🏼 in two 🎄💏 sharp squares 😂 But then 🕛💯 I guess 😦🤔 I 👀💁 bored them 😤👸 both to death 👻 And now 🙅👏 I 👨🙎 think my 👏🍕 calling 📲📞 is 🈶 to break apart 👦😭 and 👏🏼 fall to pieces Better ✨ yet, 👌❗ invent a ☝ brand new 🗽 method of 💦🥜 ascension I’m 👀 impressed, you’ve managed to survive But rest 🚨😊 assured we’d 😢🍼 all 💯 be 👬 better off 💦 dead 😵🙍 than alive ♍🔅 'Cause when ⏰🅱 they 👨 get a ➡ hold ✋👀 of us, we’ll all be 🐝 batter-fried And 💰👏 I’m surprised 😰 that nobody’s 🙅 considered 🤔 switching 🔥 sides So here I 😎 am, respectfully and ✊👏 royally destroying 🚧 Any 👏 chance 🚫😌 of 👉 getting 💦🍆 back on your 👉 good gills And I 📺👁 don’t 😡 mean to 🔭💦 be 😡 hurtful, but 😱 if 🚟🏃 yellow's 💛🍌 the new purple ☂☂ Well, 👊 then bleeding’s the 👧🖇 new 🍆👌 breathing, 🐳🐳 don’t 👎 you think 🤔🤔 I 😇 will 👏🅱 I used 📅 to 👉👬 wish the 🚟💌 death 👻 of every living thing I might 🅱 be your 😩 killer 🗡 but you’ll 👉❌ never ♂🙇 be 👏 my 💦👈 queen So put away 🏽💨 your 👼💦 laughter, 😤 pack up your 🏼💪 hopes and ✝ dreams 💭 I’m done 🏿👌 with 💰 black 🖤 back-handing 😘👈 and red ❤ pandering, it 💯👉 seems 🔥🔥 That 🕵😧 I 🗣👈 am 🤧 just 👌👌 pathetic, I 💁👏 won’t be overlooked I’m past 👏👏 the point ⬆ of ☝👍 fishing 🎣🎣 to get back 😘⬅ upon 👉 your hook ⚓⚓ I’ve made 💰👆 a manifesto, I’ve 👁😡 been 📹🔎 bested by 🏼 a 🅰🏼 crook, but never more 🍗🙅 I’m 👈 planning on 🔛👄 reclaiming what 😦 he ♂ took ⌛🤚 So 😝💯 what 😠😦 did 💁 you 👈 want me 👐 to say? Sorry? 🙃😭 Should 💘💘 I 💁 apologize when 🕛 you 💩 ignore 🔇🔇 me? 🌞 I 🎓 didn’t 😊😊 ask 😥💬 to 💦 be 👏🅱 right or to 👉♂ be 🐝🙋 lonely 😭 Or 😇😇 to 💦💦 be 🏿😩 hatched into an 😲 ugly 🤧 story 📔😥 To 💦🗣 be hatched into an 😙👅 ugly 😤 story Oh 🍤 my, this pantomime is 💯💦 getting 👏 gory I'm a 😧🚧 prince and 👏 I 💁🅰 live 👹 in 👉🅰 a ship 🚀✈ I'm 🏻 a 🔥👌 prince and 👏 I 👍 live 👌 in 💦👏 a 😍🏻 ship 🛥

Submitted August 05, 2020 at 05:52PM by irony_itself https://ift.tt/30tpiNw