Make 💘 a heist about stealing 💰 horse 🐴🦄 or bull 💩 semen 💦🌊.

Make 💘 a heist about stealing 💰 horse 🐴🦄 or bull 💩 semen 💦🌊. That stuff 😝😘👌 can be worth 💸💵 up ☝ to $50,000 an ounce 💨 IRL 😬🤣. Think 💭 about how many 👬 ounces 💨 are in one 😤 gym 🏋3️⃣ bag 👜🍆....

Edit 📝 2 ✌: Ok 👌 I've 🙋 got 🍸 it nailed 🔨😘 down ⬇: Vlad 🇹🇩, has a daughter 👨‍👩‍👧, or a niece 👸👯, or something 😅. She's 👧 pampered and has Vlad 🇹🇩 wrapped 🎁 around 🔃 her 🚺👩 finger 👆. For her 👩 18th birthday 🍰🎂🎁 she 👩 wants 😍 a horse 🐴. But 🍑 not just ANY horse 🐎, THE BEST 👌 HORSE 🐎 POSSIBLE 🤔! The only way ↕ to get 🉐 her 👩 that is to buy 💵💰 some horse 🐴 semen 🌊 and eggs 🥚. But 🍑 why ⁉😢🤔 buy 💸, when 🍑 you 👈 can steal 💰?

2 🕝 day 📆🗓 heist. Day 🌞 1 ❗, steal 💰 horse 🐎 semen 🌊👬, as much 🔥 as you 👈 can. This will be loud 🔊 only, just like 💖😗 how a stallion 😜😘 is loud 🔊 - actually 🤔, I'm 👌 just guessing 🤔 he 👨🏾 is - when 🍑 he 👨🏼.. well 😦, you 👈 know 💭. (Hmm 🤔, what's 🤔 this? A secret 🙊 vault 🔒? With a 20 🔳 minute ⏱ time 🕐 lock 🔐🔒? Well 😦, you 👈 can try 😈 this, but 🍑 it's a risk 💔. Up ⬆ to you 👈!)

Day 📆 2 🕝, steal 💰 unfertilized horse 🐴 eggs 🐣. This facility 🌆 is on 🔛 super 😺 high 🕛 alert ⚠🚨🚔 after 👀 that show 📺 you 👈 put 😏 on 🔛 at the sperm 💦 bank 💦, so stealth 👣🔇 only. (Hmmm 💁, another 🔄 secret 🤐 vault 🔒!? What could possibly 🤔 be in this!? If you 👈 want 😏😍 to get 🉐🅰🤷🏿 into this thing 🕑 you'll have to [insert 🍌👋 very 👌 hard 🍆 stealth 🍆 objectives 🧐 here]!)

(IF you 👈🕛 get 🔟 into both vaults 💰💴💳 and successfully 💯✔ steal 💰 the super 😅 secret 🙊 semen 🌊 and eggs 🥚, Vlads daughter/niece gets 🉐 a UNICORN 🦄!)

Edit 📝: a 20 😏 gallon 😩😂 gym 💪 bag 💰 has 2,560 ounces ⚖ in it. Assuming 💦 one ☝ ounce ⚖😤 of semen 💦 takes 💅 up ☝ about 2 🕝 ounces 🐮🐄 of space 🚀🛸 (individual 👤 packaging 🎒 + inefficient 🚚 stacking 🧀🐿 due ☑🔘 to, you 👉🤳👈 know 🤔, you're robbing 💵💎 a bank 🏦) that still 🙄 gives 😈🎁 you 👈 1,280 ounces 🐐 of semen 🌊. So 1,280 • $50,000 =

drumroll

$64,000,000

64 😴😱⬆ million 😂 dollars 💵 of Grade 📝 AAA 😩 (unlike ☝🛑 payday 💸2️⃣ 2 🕝 hah 🤣 goteem 👳) horse 🐎🛑 jizz 😩.

Per 💨 bag 🎒👜👺

Edit 📝 3 ⭕ℹ🕘: Yeah ✅ well 😦 I 👁 was wrong ❌ and misremembered. It's not $50,000 :( it's more like 😄 up ☝ to $36,000/ounce.

However 🖐 that's ✔ in the "Sport ⚽🏀🏈 Horse 🐎" world 🌎. If you 👈 get 🉐 into the "Thoroughbred 🐎 Horse 🐎" world 🌎, well 😤.... There's ✔🌃 one ☝ horse 🐴 names 📛 Galileo and his 💦 semen 💦 can allegedly 🕖 cost 💰 up ⬆ to $650,000. So if you 🏻👉 could steal 💰 a gallon 🌊 of that... 128 • $650,000 = $83,200,000 per 💨 gallon 😩😂

Or $832,200,000 per 👼 bag 💰🥳

Submitted August 07, 2020 at 02:23AM by gitget https://ift.tt/3a5IXX1