Everything 💯 about 💦 a horse 🐎 is far 🌌 sexier than a human 👤 because our limbs 🖐 are too skinny 😞💁🏻💕, eyes 👀 too tiny 👌, and rumps 🍑 too awkwardly 😓 placed 😎, but 🍑

The equine 🐴🐎🏇 body 😍 is fatter 🐖 & cuddlier than the awkward 😳 human 👤🧑🏻 one 😤. They have all 😤 legs 👐 with hoofsies made 👉 to cuddle 🐻 you 👈🅰✔, quadruped so the flank is more presented 👐 and can lay 😂 on 🔛 their backs 🔙 to look 👀 even 🌃 more cuddly 🐻. They have a large 👆 head 🗣 to lean 🤸‍♂️🏌️‍♂️🥤 on 📚🔛 your 👉 lap 👧🏾✋🏿🏪, larger ➕ eyes 👀 to gaze 👀 at and a more noticeable 👀 bedroom 🛏 stare 👀⬇ to really 💯 make 🖕 you 👈 melt 🔥. Their manes 😈 are longer 🍆, so even 🌃 stallions 🐎 are extra 😄 petable. And their entire 🇺🇸 body 💃 is covered 🍆 in a furry 😺 coat 🍞, so they are extra 😄 comforting 💏 to touch ✋.

Earth 🌎 ponies 🦄 are nice 💦😇🙀 and basic 🚂🌑, although 😏 they are stronger 💪 if you 👉🙇👈 like 👍 being dominated 💃 a little 👌. Pegasi have wings 🍗 that burst 💥 in the really 💯 arousingly cute 😏 way ↕, but 🍑 griffins 🅱 and alicorns have the larger ➕ wings 🍗 that make 🖕 great 👍 blankets 🙈🙉. Unicorns 😎😍😃 are best 💉💊👌 at domination 😩 though 🤔😘, able 💪 to hold 🛂 you 👈 still 🙄 with levitation 🚵🍞 and reach 👉 your 👉 rump 😍 with their whip 😜👊.

And best 👌 of all 💯: the flank. It has a cutie 😂 mark 👀 to read 📖📰, it's so squishy 💗, round 🔁, and large 👀, and there's 👌 a tail 🔛 to swish 🎯 and stroke 🖌 your 👉🍆💦 legs 🍗.

Everything 💯 about 💦 a horse 🐎 is far 🌌 sexier than a human 👤 because our limbs 🖐 are too skinny 😞💁🏻💕, eyes 👀 too tiny 👌, and rumps 🍑 too awkwardly 😓 placed 😎, but 🍑 it does have a sweet 🍯🍗 curve ⤵ to it. Their longer 🍆 limbs 🍑 are great 👍 for dominance 😩, able 💪 to wrap 🐍 around 🔃 you 👉🏻 and even 🌃 pin 📌 you 👉 to the bed 🛏.

But 🍑 we all 💯 love 😍 our cuddly 🐻 stuffed 😜 animal-sized ponies 🐎 over 🔁 body-pillows because overall 😌🧠, a pony 🤮 makes 🖕 you 👈 feel 😜 safe 🔒. Comforted. Like 👍❤😩 everything 💯 is going 👉 to be okay 👌.

Submitted September 30, 2020 at 09:31PM by PUBLIQclopAccountant https://ift.tt/30q89E6